Saturday, December 24, 2011

*Boy is flirting with Girl, and Boy suddenly pulls out a cigarrette* Girl: OMG, you smoke? Boy: Yeah Girl: Wow! That's so cool! Boy: Oh, really? Girl: Nah, I'm just kidding... HAHA NOOOO THAT'S SO NOT COOL! HAHA! YOUR GONNA DIE FIRST!! :D


A 15 year old girl holds her 1 year old son, people call her a sl*t. But no one knew she was raped at 13; make fun of someone for being fat, but you don't know that person has a serious medical condition that causes her to be fat. Call the old guy ugly, but you don't know if he got a serious face injury after serving the country or saving a life. Stop stereotyping and think before you start talking trash of others.


Teacher: Can you see God? Class: No. Teacher: Can you touch God? Class: No. Teacher: Then there isn't a God! Student: Sir, can you see your brain? Teacher: No. Student: Can you touch your brain? Teacher: No. Student: Oh ok so you have no brain?


Most wanted List...☑ Hitler (Done) ☑ Saddam Hussein (Done) ☑ Osama Bin Laden (Done) ☐ justin bieber (Today) ☐ rebecca black (friday)


See that pregnant teen over there? She was raped. See that guy doing his homework from last night? He convinced his friend out of suicide. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that guy who is sobbing? His mother is dying. See that show-off guy? He's standing up to bullies. See that fat woman? She has a health problem. Don't judge people. You don't know their life.


Monday, December 19, 2011

Girls fall in love with what they hear. Boys fall in love with what they see. That's why girls wear make up and boys lie ..- Wiz Khalifa ♥


♫ On the 12th Day of Christmas my Faceb0ok gave to me, ♪ 12 creeps I'm blocking, ♫ 11 friends just watching, ♪ 10 corny topics, ♫ 9 busted barbies, ♪ 8 friends complaining, ♫ 7 stalkers stalking, ♪ 6 party invites,… ♫ Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Draaaaaaammmmaaa Queeeensssss, ♪ 4 game requests, ♫ 3 photo tags, ♪ 2 friends-a-pokin & a creep who won't stop inboxing meeee ♪...


THAT AWKWARD MOMENT when you're waiting for someone in a crowded place, so you just take out your phone and pretend to text someone so you don't look like a total loser...


That awkward moment when you are trying to give your daughter “The Talk” and she keeps interrupting…with corrections


To Evry Girl Suffering From Many Friend's Request On Facebook . . . . . . . Put Your Real Picture 80% Can Get Rid Of That Problem ... :)


Life without music, is like Spongebob without Patrick..


Saturday, December 17, 2011

Have you ever texted someone and they took forever to text back, so you checked what time you sent the text, calculated how long it took for them to reply, and tried to make them wait longer before you send your next response.


There's a kid at my school named Luigi. I jokingly asked him one day if his brother's name his Mario. His response, "Yeah it is... and yes my dog is named Yoshi." Best. Parents. Ever.


I have tattoos, so I'm a trouble maker. I have curves, so I'm fat. If I wear makeup, I'm fake. If I say what I think, I'm a b|tch. If I cry some times, I'm a drama queen. If I have guy friends, I'm a slut. If I stand up for myself, I'm mouthy. Seems like you can't do anything now a days without being labeled. So what, go ahead and label me, see if I give a crap. Re-post this if you're proud of who you are! :)


Kid: Mum, can i wear a mini-skirt today? Mum: No Kid: Can i wear lipstick? Mum: No Kid: Can i wear high heels? Mum: No! Kid: But Mum im 17 years old! Mum: I know Justin, i know...


When a girl is silent, that’s pretty dangerous. She’s either overthinking, tired of waiting, about to blow, lonely, needs a hug, falling apart or crying inside. and most probably all of those above.


I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, "Hello?" As if the bad guy is gonna be like, "Yeah, I'm in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?"...


when you're home alone and someone knocks on your door;; 10% say "who is it?" 64% look through the peep hole. 25% open the door 1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murder.. Like if you are that 1%


Boy: "Hey baby, want to come over tonite?" Girl: "Sure! What do you want to do?" Boy: "I'll give you a hint. It involves pillows and blankets ;)" Girl: "OH MY GOD! WE'RE GONNA BUILD A FORT!?"


When I will die, friends will go to my funeral, good friends will cry at my funeral, but my best friend will change my facebook status to "Chilin' with Jesus"...


Girl: Heyy:) BOY:hey GIRL: I like you:) BOY: wow. GIRL: What?? you don't like me???? BOY: no GIRL: wow you are so nice :'( BOY: why are you crying?? GIRL: You don't like me :'( BOY: well you never asked if i love you:) GIRL: well do you?! BOY: Lol no...


I'm the kind of girl That when I cry, I cry. When I fall for someone, I fall too hard. People tell me I'm too intense when it comes to emotions. I'll do anything to be around you. I don't always look perfect and sometimes I get insecure. And I may have flaws, But I'll love you better than anyone else ever could.


5 biggest lies told by TEENAGERS: 1. Seriously dude, I don't like anyone. 2. Everything's fine. 3. Can't, doing homework. 4. I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions. 5. I am sure that I am over 18 and understand that this website contains explicit content that is not suitable for minors...


That annoying moment......... when you start the same sentence at least three times but someone keeps interrupting you....


Girl: I'm depressed. Society: You're overreacting. Girl: I will cut myself. Society: It's for attention. Girl kills herself. Society: We didn't see the signs....


doctor: congratulations your having twins:D (blonde starts to cry) doctor: are you not happy?:/ blonde:i am, but i dont no who the second father is:(


3 things I want in a relationship: eyes that won't cry.. lips that won't lie, & love that won't die....


Teacher: Did you do your homework..?? Student: Did you grade my tests..?? Teacher: I have other student"s tests to grade.. Student: I have other teacher"s homework to do :P


A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn`t listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don`t drop you pencil! :P


Sunday, December 11, 2011

The Script taught me how to move on. Greenday taught me that government's gonna fail someday. Bruno Mars taught me to do anything for that one person I love Eminem taught me that life is hard but you can make it through Travis taught me to be generous Taylor Swift taught me not every girl is going to treat me right 30 Seconds to Mars taught me to speak whats on my mind Michael Jackson taught me to always love the people around me Music taught me to live...


A guy and a gal meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again. The girl has been watching him and says, "You must be a dentist." The guy, surprised, says "Yes....how did you figure that out?" "Easy," she replied, "you keep washing your hands." One thing led to another and they make love. After they are done, the girl says, "You must be a really good dentist." The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Well yes, I'm a good dentist. How did you figure that out?" "I didn't feel a thing!"...


Why do girls eat chocolate and guys drink beer right after breaking up? Because the sweetness of chocolate makes girls forget the bitterness of breaking up while the bitterness of beer makes guys forget the sweetness of the girls. ,, :(


The most romantic Song...Gym Class Stereo Hearts ...Download link here...

When you have so much pain in your heart u want to cry,, only person who can stop u from crying, is exactly the same person who made u cry...!! Click Like if you agree..?


Girlfriend : "Last night I had a dream of you." Boyfriend (got excited): "What I was doing in your Dreams" Girlfriend replied : "We were traveling in bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river. Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone." Boyfriend (with luv): "I was searching for you, na ? ♥ " Girlfriend said: NO, You were shouting, .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. "Hell, where is bus conductor i have to take changes from him." :P :D


Friday, December 9, 2011

Most confusing questions...If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? Why do you have to "put your two cents in," but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up about every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? What happens when the future has come and gone? Robert Half If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? How come we choose from just two people for president and fifty for Miss America? Why do doctors leave the room while you change?They're going to see you naked anyway. If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call? Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? ....y...


Like if you love this melody...My heart's a stereo It beats for you, so listen closeHear my thoughts in every no-o-o-te Make me your radio And turn me up when you feel low This melody was meant for you Just sing along to my stereo