Yes... I`m a human. I push doors that clearly say PULL I laugh harder when I try to explain why I`m laughing. I walk into a room and [forget] why I was there I count on my fingers in math class I try to accomplish things with time still on the microwave I wish for Love every 11:11, [I][Lie][Sometimes] to hide the pain I say its a long story when it`s really not I fall in love too hard too fast all. ;)

Truths about Crush: 1.You are always looking at him/her. 2.When he/she comes,you will blush 3.When you receive a message from him/her,you get excited . 4.You always visit his/her wall in FB. 5.You kept thinking of him/her while reading all this.. ♥

i`m one of those people that laughs at a joke 3 TIMES: -ONCE when it`s told to me -ONCE when it`s explained to me and -ONCE 5 minutes later when i finally understand it..

How come when your wife`s pregnant, all her female friends rub her tummy & say congratulations! But nobody rubs your balls and says good job! !! :P

One day I will hit you so hard, even GOOGLE won`t be able to find you...

Does anyone else do this during class: 1. peel your nail polish off 2. search your hair for split ends 3. check the clock every 5 seconds 4. draw hearts on your paper 5. draw smiley faces on your hand 6. secretly eat because your starving I hope I`m not the only one..

Teacher: Did you do your homework..?? Student: Did you grade my tests..?? Teacher: I have other student"s tests to grade.. Student: I have other teacher"s homework to do :P