To avoid condom related accidents, use 2 condoms with chilli powder in between them. If the outer one breaks, she will know & if the inner one breaks, you will know! Like if you get it

7 signs your falling in love* 7. You`ll read their txts over and over again 6. You`ll walk really really slow while youre with them 5. They becomes all you think about 4. You`ll get high just by their smell 3. You`ll realize that you`re always smiling, when you think about them 2. You`ll do anything for them 1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time

When I was Ten yrs Old RUBBER meant Eraser.. ASS meant Donkey.. PUSSY meant Cat.. COCK meant Rooster.. GAY meant Happy... STRAIGHT meant Linear.. SCREW meant a Fastener... MAKING OUT meant Logical Deduction.. LAYING meant Setting Aside.... What a way... The English language has Changed...!

Teacher: What do u wish to do in future? Tom: I want to be a Doctor... Paul: I want to be a Lawyer.. Sarah: I want to be a Mother... John: I want to help Sarah to be a"Mother"... :D :))