There are two men. One`s name is John and the other`s name is Bill John came to Bill`s house one day but Bill wasn`t there only his wife was. John said to her "I`ll give you $100 if you let me touch one of your b00b" She said okay. John said to her again "I`ll give you $100 if you let me touch your other b00b" She said okay. John left. Later that day Bill came back from work and asked his wife "Hey, did John give you the $200 he owed me? Wife: ..... :O