A man walks into a bar and stand next to an extremely hot woman. He stands their and continuously looks at his watch. The hot woman asks: "Is you date late or something?" The man replies: "No, I`m just amazed by my magic watch.." "What does you watch do so magical?" Asks the woman. The man replies: "Well it tells me anything I want to know..." The woman asks: "Well ask it something, what does it say?" The man says: "I already asked it a question, it says you`re not wearing any panties..." The woman replies: "Well your watch is wrong, I am wearing panties." The man replies: "Oh sorry, my watch is one hour fast..."