*40 Year Old Man and A Blonde In A Supermarket* Man: "Sorry ive been staring and i think i know you..." Blonde: Yeah, i know you too, one of the kids i have is yours!" Man: "Are you that blonde stripper i saw at a bachelor party i? when you tied me with handcuffs, licked my d*ck and we ended up having wild sex on the kitchen table?" Blonde: "No, im your son`s teacher..."