A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her brea$t$ in the mirror. He asks, "What are you doing?" She replies, "I went to the doctor today, and he told me I have the brea$t$ of a 25 year old." The husband retorts, "Well, what did he say about your 50 year old a$$?" She replied, "Frankly dear, your name never came up." *LMFAO*