Their were 2 women in heaven they were talking about how they got there... woman 1: how did you get here then?... woman 2: I froze to death woman 1: awww what a shame... woman 2: what happened to you? woman 1: i thought my husband was cheating on me so i came home and searched everywhere under the beds, in the closets but couldn`t find anyone, i got so stressed out i had a heart attack and died... woman 2: well if you had checked in the freezer we both wouldnt be here!