There were three moms. . A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde. They were all talking one day and the brunette says "Oh my gosh y`all I went through my daughter`s purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed. I cannot believe she smokes weed" They comfort her, and the redhead says "Yeah, well I found a fake I. D. In my daughter`s purse. I cannot believe she has one". So they all comfort her. Then the blonde says "That`s nothing. I found a c*ndom in my daughter`s purse. I just cannot believe she has a p*nis" :O