girl: wanna try something new? bf: yeah k. girl: alright come to my house after school. (boy walks to her house thinks what does she want to do? does she want to have sex, should i have a condom? will i need more than 1, i`ll go buy some) 30 min later at girls house (boy knocks and girl answers) girl: "hey, come up to my room for your suprise" "bf: "alright" (as he`s walking pulls out condom) *at door* girl: "ok, here we go, (bf`s name) say hello to my mum and dad." (bf standing pants down) bf: ……. 