A couple get a divorce and negotiate custody of their children in court. the wife claims "the children are mine. i carried them for nine months and spent hours in labor birthing them! he didnt do anything".. after this the judge asks for the husbands defense and he replies; "your honor, if you put a dollar in a coke machine and a soda pops out, does the soda belong to you or the machine?" This shut her up..!!