my friend`s boyfriend broke up with her through Facebook. she sent me the chat convo. :) Chris: I don`t think it`s working out. I really just wanna be friends.. Kelly: Wow. Chris: ...? Kelly: I just thought you were different. Chris: I`m sorry. We can still be friends. Kelly: I don`t want to be friends. It would be too hard for me. Chris: So i guess this is goodbye? :/ Kelly: Yes. But before I log out, can i ask you one thing? Chris: yeah.. Kelly: Teach me how to jerk. Chris: haha, um i don`t know how. Kelly: Oh.. Well you certainly know how to act like one. :) (Kelly is offline) :) i love this.