A man had a terrible road accident. His wife was called to the hospital. The Surgeon said his brain is permanently damaged there is nothing we can do. However we can put a new donor brain in if you are willing to pay. She said what would it cost? He said well it depned what you choose. We have a Policeman brain for £500. An accountants brain for £1000. Or we have a McDonald managers brain for £2000!! She said why does the Mc Donald Managers brain cost so much? The Surgeon said ` Well its like new, never been used!!!