Grade school vs. Middle school vs. High school. Grade school : "Mommy, can I sit at the grown - up table?" Middle school :"Ugh, I`m too old to sit at the damn kids table!" High school:"Hell yeah!! I get to sit at the kids table!" Grade school: " Yes! Coloring books!" Middle school :" WTF is this? 4th grade?!" High school:" OK, who the hell took my red crayon?!??!