(new version) Girl: I`m having heart surgry today. Boy: I know. Girl: I love you! Boy: I love you more, much more! After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed. Girl: Where is he? Father: You don`t know who gave you the heart? Girl: What? (She starts crying) Father: I`m just kidding, he went to the toilet :D