In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position. The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. They tested him. They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said, "It`s red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers." "That`s correct", said the boss. Another glass. "It`s red wine , cabernet, eight years old, a southwestern slope, oak barrels." "Correct." The director was astonished. He winked at his secretary to suggest something. She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it. "It`s a blond, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month. And if you don`t give me the job, I`ll tell who`s the father!"