In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position. <br/>
The director of the factory wondered how to send him away.
They tested him. <br/>
They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said, <br/>
"It`s red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers." <br/>
"That`s correct", said the boss. <br/>
Another glass. <br/>
"It`s red wine , cabernet, eight years old, a southwestern slope, oak barrels." <br/>
"Correct." <br/>
The director was astonished. <br/>
He winked at his secretary to suggest something. <br/>
She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it. <br/>
"It`s a blond, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month. <br/>
And if you don`t give me the job, I`ll tell who`s the father!"